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Real slop has never been tried.
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Real slop has never been tried.

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A rogue pig farmer serves actual slop to elite diners and sparks a filthy nationwide uprising against sanitized excess.

The Menu meets Sorry to Bother You

A rogue pig farmer serves actual slop to elite diners and sparks a filthy nationwide uprising against sanitized excess.

Satirical Comedy / Absurdchaotic subversive visceral darkly comedic rawauthenticity vs. artificeclass warfarethe absurdity of consumerism

Synopsis

In a gleaming world where every meal is Instagrammed and every flavor engineered, grizzled farmer Hank Slocum hauls buckets of genuine pig slop into a Michelin-starred dining room and dares the beautiful people to eat it. What begins as a grotesque prank becomes a viral phenomenon as disillusioned chefs, influencers, and workers abandon their sterile lives to wallow in honest filth. Hank’s restaurant, simply called SLOP, turns into a battleground where the rich and the ravenous clash over what real sustenance even means. Corporate food giants dispatch lawyers, hit squads, and fake activists to shut him down while Hank’s ragtag crew expands the menu to include dumpster feasts and trough communions. The movement spreads from farm to city to suburb as ordinary people reject lab-grown perfection and reclaim their appetites. Yet the more successful SLOP becomes, the more it risks turning into another brand, forcing Hank to decide whether true slop can survive its own popularity. In the end, the revolution isn’t plated or filtered; it’s messy, primal, and utterly unmarketable.

The story

Act I

Hank Slocum, a bitter ex-chef turned pig farmer, crashes a high-society tasting event and forces billionaires to confront real slop, igniting instant scandal and underground buzz.

Act II

As SLOP opens and the movement explodes, corporate assassins, rival chefs, and fame-hungry followers infiltrate the farm, testing loyalties and turning the restaurant into a war zone of taste and ideology.

Act III

Hank stages a final, grotesque banquet that collapses the old food order; he walks away from the spotlight, leaving a new generation to keep the slop truly real and unbranded.

The cast

Hank Slocumthe reluctant prophet

Ex-MICHELIN chef who abandoned fine dining after a breakdown and now raises pigs in deliberate squalor.

dream cast: Willem Dafoe

Vivienne Valethe skeptical convert

Ruthless food critic who arrives to destroy SLOP but stays after her first real bite rewires her palate and principles.

dream cast: Tilda Swinton

Marcus Crowethe corporate villain

CEO of CleanPlate Inc. who sees Hank’s slop as an existential threat to his trillion-dollar synthetic food empire.

dream cast: Bryan Cranston

Lila Vossthe true believer

Gen-Z activist and former influencer who ditches her phone to become Hank’s fiercest defender and eventual successor.

dream cast: Jenna Ortega

Chef Dante Ruizthe fallen disciple

Once Marcus’s star protégé, now Hank’s sous-chef who rediscovers joy in feeding people actual dirt and scraps.

dream cast: Oscar Isaac

Senator Eleanor Birchthe opportunistic politician

Ambitious lawmaker who tries to co-opt the slop movement for votes until Hank publicly humiliates her at a state dinner.

dream cast: Laura Dern

Dream crew

Director

in the style of Yorgos Lanthimos, deadpan social savagery

Writer

in the style of Charlie Kaufman, existential absurdity master

Composer

in the style of Mica Levi, unsettling primal textures

Cold open

INT. THE CRYSTAL ROOM - NIGHT

Crystal chandeliers drip over white linen. Waiters glide with tasting spoons. At the center table, six billionaires lean forward as a chef presents a single transparent cube.

BILLIONAIRE 1
It’s dehydrated ocean. Notes of regret.

The doors slam open. HANK SLOCUM, 52, overalls streaked with mud, drags two steel buckets that slosh and reek. He heaves them onto the table. Brown-gray sludge splatters the linen.

HANK
This is what my pigs eat. Real slop. No plating. No story. Try it.

Security rushes. A billionaire gags but reaches anyway, hypnotized. He lifts a dripping handful. The room holds its breath as he tastes. His eyes widen with something like terror and relief.

HANK (CONT'D)
Welcome to dinner.

Why now

In an era of hyper-curated everything from food to identity, audiences are starving for stories that reject polish and celebrate the gloriously unfiltered; this film arrives as the perfect irreverent antidote.
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