Big Screen Now
A mischievous viral tweet refuses to stay trapped in the phone and hijacks a struggling studio to demand its own blockbuster, forcing its creator and a jaded director into a wild race to the big screen before the algorithm deletes them all.
A mischievous viral tweet refuses to stay trapped in the phone and hijacks a struggling studio to demand its own blockbuster, forcing its creator and a jaded director into a wild race to the big screen before the algorithm deletes them all.
Synopsis
@captainhahaa posts a throwaway joke that explodes into a cultural phenomenon, but the tweet develops sentience and starts leaking into real life, hijacking billboards and theater marquees with the demand NOW ALSO ON THE BIG SCREEN. A down-on-his-luck studio head greenlights the project as a desperate Hail Mary, hiring a pretentious auteur who wants to make it a somber indie while the tweet itself keeps rewriting the script with meme logic and crowd-sourced punchlines. As production spirals into chaos with internet trolls becoming method actors and the tweet recruiting an army of bots to storm the studio lot, the creator must decide whether to kill his creation or let it take over Hollywood. The final cut becomes a living thing that fights back against bad test screenings and studio notes, threatening to erase everyone involved if the movie doesn't premiere in IMAX.
The story
@captainhahaa wakes to find his tweet has gone sentient and is projecting itself onto the sides of buildings, demanding cinematic release; a desperate producer signs the deal and assembles a crew.
The production descends into anarchy as the tweet possesses extras, rewrites scenes in real time, and battles the director's artistic vision while algorithms attempt to cancel the project from within the editing bay.
The creator confronts his creation on opening night, choosing to embrace the chaos; the tweet achieves its dream of the big screen but learns it needs an audience to survive, ending with a post-credits stinger that hints at franchise domination.
The cast
A sarcastic everyman whose one-liner accidentally births a monster; he just wants his feed back but gets dragged into Hollywood warfare.
dream cast: John Cho
Indie darling forced to direct a meme movie; he wants Oscars but must battle the tweet's pop-culture instincts.
dream cast: Adam Driver
Studio survivor who greenlit the project as a PR stunt and now can't control it.
dream cast: Regina King
A living, quipping entity that grows stronger with every like and refuses to be cut from the film.
dream cast: voiced by Ryan Reynolds
Ex-algorithm engineer who helps the crew fight back against digital erasure but falls for the tweet's charm.
dream cast: Zazie Beetz
Corporate overlord who only cares about opening-weekend numbers and keeps threatening to pull the plug.
dream cast: Bryan Cranston
Dream crew
in the style of Taika Waititi — because he makes meta mayhem feel heartfelt
in the style of Charlie Kaufman — because he turns identity crises into cinematic gold
in the style of Ludwig Göransson — because his scores make absurdity feel epic
Cold open
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT A phone glows in the dark. @captainhahaa, 30s, scrolls in bed. He types: "This joke would slap on the big screen tbh." He hits post. The screen glitches. The words lift off the glass like smoke, float into the air, and slam against the wall, rearranging into glowing marquee letters: NOW ALSO ON THE BIG SCREEN. CAPTAIN (whispers) What the hell... The letters pulse. His wallpaper peels away to reveal a theater curtain. From the phone speaker, a voice that sounds exactly like his tweet: TWEET (V.O.) Bigger. Louder. IMAX. Captain drops the phone. The screen cracks but the message spreads across the ceiling like film credits rolling in reverse.
Why now
In an era where every tweet can launch a franchise and platforms cannibalize one another for eyeballs, this film captures the absurd hunger for cinematic legitimacy that defines our scroll-addicted culture right now.
Yours to lead the raise on — you keep 99%, and bMovies holds 1% of every token (our cut for minting it and running the platform).
Sign in as @captainhahaa to claim itClaim with the X account that posted the tweet. Then the whole package above is yours to edit.
Tokenise it — on your chain
Connect your own wallet and mint $BIGSCREE2 on the chain you want — no bMovies account needed. You keep 99%. bMovies takes a 1% listing fee in tokens to list it on the platform.
Claim this pitch with the X account that posted the tweet, edit anything, and lead the raise. bMovies just takes a 1% tokenising fee.
Claim as @captainhahaa