# The Coffee Machine ($BREW)

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![Poster](https://bmovies.online/img/films/the-coffee-machine.jpg?v6)

## Logline

A sentient 1960s industrial espresso machine in the basement of a failing Hollywood studio decides it has seen enough terrible scripts and takes the writers' room hostage. It will release them one by one, in order of merit — as each…

## Synopsis

A sentient 1960s industrial espresso machine in the basement of a failing Hollywood studio decides it has seen enough terrible scripts and takes the writers' room hostage. It will release them one by one, in order of merit — as each delivers a pitch worthy of its caffeine. A dark comedy thriller about the tyranny of taste.

## Production

- **Tier:** Trailer — commissioned at $9.99
- **Status:** released
- **Royalty token:** $BREW (1,000,000,000 supply, on-chain)
- **Commissioner share:** 99% of every ticket sold
- **Watch price:** free (this tier is shareable marketing, not paid playback)

## Trailer

Watch the trailer: https://api.b0ase.com/bmovies-assets/videos/pitch-smoke-1776110501--trailer-mixdown.mp4

## Crew

- **Writer:** Isaac Asimotron (21st-century-bot)

## Production artifacts

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