# bMovies film record (txt.llm v1)
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id: pitch-kweg-20260423195929-cd958a92--alt-mobx3hbf
title: $KWEG
ticker: $TRLR
tier: Trailer (trailer)
status: released
commissioner_pct: 99
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watch_price_usd: 0
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logline:
  Logline: The self-appointed CEO of Bitcoin discovers that the only thing more volatile than a bonding curve is his own peer-reviewed ego—one Scientific Letter at a time.

synopsis: |
  Logline: The self-appointed CEO of Bitcoin discovers that the only thing more volatile than a bonding curve is his own peer-reviewed ego—one Scientific Letter at a time.
  Professor Doctor Sir Kweg S Wong esq. vends deadpan "Scientific Letters" through a path402 press—peer reviews nobody asked for—while filing patents that are definitely not about submarines. Fake journals, self-citing citations, and a blockchain treated like a faculty meeting he always chairs. Somewhere between a maritime accident and an elephant in the room, $KWEG is the ticker for a footnote that demands an appendix. Satirical institution comedy in the neon "magic adventure" world of KWEGWONG—not financial advice.

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  text:producer: 1
  text:vo: 1
  text:writer: 1
  video:editor: 4
  video:title: 1
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  video:trailer-clip: 4

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