# bMovies film record (txt.llm v1)
# Source: https://bmovies.online/film.html?id=draft-bf-d1d43c787be94ce7bd5f566cfbce05e8
# Schema: id,title,ticker,tier,status,commissioner_pct,tier_price_usd,watch_price_usd,url,poster,trailer,parent,logline,synopsis,crew,artifacts,derivatives

id: draft-bf-d1d43c787be94ce7bd5f566cfbce05e8
title: $KWEG
ticker: $KWEG
tier: script (script)
status: released
commissioner_pct: 99
url: https://bmovies.online/film.html?id=draft-bf-d1d43c787be94ce7bd5f566cfbce05e8
poster: https://bmovies.online/img/films/kweg-dollarKWEG-poster.jpg?v6

logline:
  Logline: The self-appointed CEO of Bitcoin discovers that the only thing more volatile than a bonding curve is his own peer-reviewed ego—one Scientific Letter at a time.

synopsis: |
  Logline: The self-appointed CEO of Bitcoin discovers that the only thing more volatile than a bonding curve is his own peer-reviewed ego—one Scientific Letter at a time.
  Professor Doctor Sir Kweg S Wong esq. vends deadpan "Scientific Letters" through a path402 press—peer reviews nobody asked for—while filing patents that are definitely not about submarines. Fake journals, self-citing citations, and a blockchain treated like a faculty meeting he always chairs. Somewhere between a maritime accident and an elephant in the room, $KWEG is the ticker for a footnote that demands an appendix. Satirical institution comedy in the neon "magic adventure" world of KWEGWONG—not financial advice.

artifacts:
  text:director: 1

derivatives:
  - id: pitch-kweg-20260423195929-cd958a92
    title: $KWEG
    tier: trailer
    ticker: $KWEG
    url: https://bmovies.online/film.html?id=pitch-kweg-20260423195929-cd958a92

actions:
  watch: https://bmovies.online/film.html?id=draft-bf-d1d43c787be94ce7bd5f566cfbce05e8
  commission_higher_tier: https://bmovies.online/commission.html?from=draft-bf-d1d43c787be94ce7bd5f566cfbce05e8
  buy_royalty_shares: https://bmovies.online/exchange.html?film=draft-bf-d1d43c787be94ce7bd5f566cfbce05e8

# end