$KWEG
Logline: The self-appointed CEO of Bitcoin discovers that the only thing more volatile than a bonding curve is his own peer-reviewed ego—one Scientific Letter at a time. Professor Doctor Sir Kweg S Wong esq. vends deadpan "Scientific Letters" through a path402 press—peer reviews nobody asked for—while filing patents that are definitely not about submarines. Fake journals, self-citing citations, and a blockchain treated like a faculty meeting he always chairs. Somewhere between a maritime accident and an elephant in the room, $KWEG is the ticker for a footnote that demands an appendix. Satirical institution comedy in the neon "magic adventure" world of KWEGWONG—not financial advice.
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