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High Fry at the Golden Arches

On an empty boulevard packed with rival fast-food signs, Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald square off at high noon while a tornado of flying chicken and burgers pelts both sides. The Colonel twirls his cane like a six-shooter; Ronald’s grin never wavers as the sky literally rains McNuggets. It’s a dead-serious Western standoff played entirely with drive-thru mascots and airborne grease.